Things That Do Not Belong in Your Mouth

I was listening to the radio the other day, and the host was discussing Asperger Syndrome.  I thought, "wow, I never want to eat the meat at that restaurant."

I went to a wedding where the reception featured traditional Chinese food.  Everything was seafood, except for the dessert.  It was a mango custard in the shape of a fish.  I had a hard time reminding myself that each bite was going to taste like an orange.

Growing up, people would say, "Mt. Dew makes your penis shrink!"  For anyone that would like a sex change operation, I am now taking applications.  My process is painless, involves no surgery, and I'm significantly cheaper than the competition.  I hope you like sugar.